Pandora opens her Box

This past few months have been some of the most awkward of my life! You see, my mother Pandora has started dating again after 14 years of celibacy. I never thought I would be the one responsible for teaching my mother about the birds and the bees. The beginning of the adventure started with bringing my mother into the 21st century and being forced to familiarize her with the new inventions Trojan condoms has brought to sex. As though walking down the condom aisle wasn't uncomfortable enough, she proceeded to ask me about the different types of condoms and what each type did. I left the CVS red as a beet hoping to not have to ever do that again, but fortunately for my readers I did which I will write about in my next entry.

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